Surfing in Stilettos has now launched and so I can get back to normal (whatever normal is these days).
More stories from Facing 50 and Hubby this coming week and a fabulous Facing 50 Spotlight guest tomorrow. I'm getting my hair done especially for him - yes, it's a man!
I am reposting this from April today to make you chuckle while you wait to hear from me again.
Hope it makes you laugh. Thanks fishducky for this.
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar. He walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex and I don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty," she replied.